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Sit of shame

That moment when you're sitting in your car after being pulled over by a cop. Knowing that every person driving by is looking at you.
Yesterday I was pulled over and had to endure the sit of shame as people slowly passed by looking at me.
by Errorofmyweighs May 2, 2013
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breakfast of shame

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.
Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."
by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009
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Limp of shame

after a night of having sex a in another guy's room a girl walks across campus back to her room limping because of the serious pounding her vagina took.
you seen that girl?she was doing the limp of shame back to her room after she got it on with john.
by CecilBDemented January 9, 2009
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pink cock of shame

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.
Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!
by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017
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Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can't believe I hooked up with him last night, I had to do a crazy drive of shame
by txfln June 2, 2009
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Halloween Walk of Shame

When you emerge from a guy's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot hide in your halloween costume.
I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit
by Kootz! March 15, 2009
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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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