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Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 2, 2021
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Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"
by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019
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shandy

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
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Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒
Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah
by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021
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shandis

a south african slang tern for shit
"eish man my ex looked like shandis"
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.
“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”
by Walroose September 19, 2021
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