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Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.
I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.
by Pauleich August 2, 2025
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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
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Shandi

She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒
Omg shandi does drugs
Uh yeah
by Mel Melly mel June 25, 2021
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shandy

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
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Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.
oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house
by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022
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Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"
by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019
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Shandi

Shandi is basically a pirate.
Just shout "Shandiiiiiiiiiiii" to your friend
by Kim Slejdet September 11, 2019
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