Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

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Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 23, 2009

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“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

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by Muskwalker September 23, 2018

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When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

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The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 05, 2013

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"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by May 16, 2022

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