Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.

Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?

by Coprolite February 2, 2021

shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.

oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house

by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

Shandy pant

Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot

Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!

by Muskwalker September 22, 2018

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

Dakar Shandy

A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose

"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"

by Jeremy88271763 September 8, 2019