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Shallow

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY
by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019
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Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.
Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.
by ravenghost August 11, 2019
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Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.
My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!
by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019
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Shallow

When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...

1) judge people solely on their looks

2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have

3) complain to people who have much less than them

4) date for status

5) usually a ‘toxic friend

6) talk about how they’re better than others

7) judge others for what they wear/have

8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have

and many other things
example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!

shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.

example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).

example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...

example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.

example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?

example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.

example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
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Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.
I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.
by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017
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Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend
If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!
by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017
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shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.
Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.
by XYeperion June 8, 2017
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