Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010

Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Slacker Bagging

When you are too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros.

I hate Slacker Bagging but i have to for this trip

by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

Shacked

Slang used nearly exclusively in very Southern California to mean the headrush feeling of nicotine

A: Bro, pass the Juul
*A rips Juul*
B: You shacked bro?

by E-ratic Magician March 8, 2019

Shackenzie

The perpetual bonding, hanging out, attention-giving, loving, smooching, cuddling, schmoopying, caring, questioning, answering, reminding, responding, suggesting, attending, hand-holding, canoodling and ogling between two people named Mackenzie and Sherry. This is similar in form to Brangelina, Bennifer and other couples-turned-individuals.

They spent so much time together and were so inseparable, they became a Shackenzie.

by Olid99 October 12, 2008