A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht March 11, 2016
sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
by Terc November 30, 2011
by Hydration master December 28, 2018
by ThotWalk48 June 28, 2014
When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.
Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.
by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 17, 2014
When you and other people laugh non stop after smoking a good amount of weed (typically chronic). It can be triggered by something funny, something random, or something you wouldn't laugh at when sober. Length may vary depending on high but usually lasts a minute or two.
Dude: "Dude, what just happened?
Dude 2: "We just smoked a gram of Maui Wowie and had a 10 minute geek session when Chapelle came on."
Dude 2: "We just smoked a gram of Maui Wowie and had a 10 minute geek session when Chapelle came on."
by Plain Jane 757 January 11, 2011