mac-session

to flirt or mac, for a period of time

Jan- "i just totally had a mac-session with that guy over there".

by al;sjkdfal;fjl;jk qopirqoprtwi July 28, 2012

Business Sessions

an "under ground" term used for small-time whores having sex with their clients

Billy: "What'd u do last night Candy?"
Candy: "I just had to finish up a few hot Business Sessions."

by 2blonde4u February 22, 2009

jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

Star Sessions

nah just a studio the same place where Stalin was born

weirdo latino guy:

no one cares about Georgia

infact they are only famous for this Star Sessions shit

by gradan May 22, 2023

Session fiend

A person who enjoys the session so much they possess fiendish-like qualities.

My mate Graeme was up until 23:10 drinking orange juice and water, what an absolute session fiend.

by cheesgram May 24, 2019

stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

geek session

When you and other people laugh non stop after smoking a good amount of weed (typically chronic). It can be triggered by something funny, something random, or something you wouldn't laugh at when sober. Length may vary depending on high but usually lasts a minute or two.

Dude: "Dude, what just happened?

Dude 2: "We just smoked a gram of Maui Wowie and had a 10 minute geek session when Chapelle came on."

by Plain Jane 757 January 11, 2011