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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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homegoing service

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.
by GDWilliams May 21, 2008
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Terms of Service

the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary
The Terms of Service is the lamest page on urbandictionary
by Can of Worms November 19, 2006
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the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.
The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!
by Mary March 1, 2004
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Service advisor denial

Where management drag a tech out to act as a service advisor and weeks later that person is in denial that they are now a service advisor. In the worst cases the new service advisor may be genuinly convinced that they will "go back into the workshop any day now".
Poor guy still thinks hes a mechanic. Epic case of service advisor denial.
by Exodus June 9, 2018
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service the furnace

When someone eats your asshole right after you fart.
While making love, Carl ripped a mean fart and Becky proceeded to service the furnace.
by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
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bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.
Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!
by fred May 4, 2003
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