seriosity

gravity, solemnity, sobriety, demureness, staidness, grimness,

I make this observation
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:

Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.

So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.

by skyweeder September 4, 2009

Serj Dance

The best fuckin dance in the entire planet, because it was invented by Grandmaster Serj Tankian.

"Bow down before the King while he does his Serj Dance, and if you don't bow i'll light your mommy's saggy tits on fire, and make you put out the flames with your tongue you bitch," said Daron Malakian. Everyone learn the Serj Dance.

by fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck August 14, 2003

Teldryn Sero

A Skyrim character. A blade-for-hire Dunmer who enjoys making sarcastic comments. He is married to Aegisthus.

Did you know that Teldryn Sero is married to Aegisthus? I can’t believe Telgis is canon.

by Hombrediablo September 17, 2020

serious relationship

Its when a female wants to stay with a male gender for a long time, possibly for the rest of their life.

Two people dating for 2 years and then getting married. Now thats a serious relationship

by MarryX September 26, 2009

Serioso

A term for one's significant other, to be used by adult heterosexual couples in long-term or lifelong, monogamous relationships who are serious, live together and have built their lives together, but have yet to get engaged or don't intend to marry at all.

Where "boyfriend/girlfriend" is too childish, "husband/wife" doesn't apply, "fiance" is dishonest, "partner" sounds homosexual and "lover" is too sexual, there is serioso. Coined by Chemda of the Keith and The Girl podcast, episode 130.

"My serioso and I are coming up on our six year anniversary."

by thatartychick January 11, 2008

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.

"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

by IrishMagician March 5, 2009

serious putty

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.

Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*

by hehepoggeriscool January 20, 2021