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Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped
by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011
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Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.
Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!
by Realssk May 30, 2022
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Serial Nailer

Name given to a citizen of Murphysboro, IL. This man is described as a bald man drinking a beer with a green shirt who keeps throwing nails into intersections so people can drive through them and get flats. This takes place in the area of N. 20th St and then causes controversy on thr local crime watch page.
I got a flat driving to Hucks this morning!!! Damn the serial nailer struck again last night!!!
by Homeslice05 April 23, 2019
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Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
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Serial Killed

A way of getting killed if you are a short, blonde girl with a really high voice.
"Thanks for walking with me tonight, I don't want to get serial killed!"
by Drew_A August 29, 2012
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Serial gapist

One who has enormous cock that fucks alot of women
by Repacent March 11, 2022
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Serial Friender

Cause: Serial friender is a condition attained by long exposure to myspace.

Effect: Effects can range from mild to severe, with the ultimate result being that the individual roams around social media profiles and pictures, adding every clickable name they see as their friend.
Keep away from me, serial friender!

You damn serial friender, we don't have 50 friends in common!
by dedsdidgdn April 28, 2010
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