Lortex Security

If you say your friends are in this group everybody they know is insta gay.

Dave - Ha I bet your in Lortex Security.
Darrel - *Darrel And His Family Die Of Gayness*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 03, 2018

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee February 02, 2016

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value

Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019

We’re Secure

Means “we” are based on a community or multiple individuals that it represents.

“Secure” the word secure in essence means that you are 100% guaranteed to achieve or have confidence in a situation.

I will be catching a rideshare trip with LOVE TRANSPORT as their tagline is that they are secure. This can be seen with their logo being a trademark “We’re Secure”

by DRAGNZ March 23, 2022

relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them

I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security

by G-unit Girthy February 18, 2019

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster December 06, 2015

The Security MBA

The Security MBA (Masters of Beer Appreciation) is a group meeting in Ohio since 2004 on a monthly basis for the sharing of information regarding InfoSec, crypto, CyberCrime, hacking, Internet law, social engineering, identity, forensics, firearms, national security, and more topics within the Information Security bailiwick. With usually free beer. Informative, casual, conversational, sometimes irreverent, frequently entertaining, The Security MBA is wickedly fun.

"Hey Bob, you need to come to The Security MBA tonight! Free beer, and strippers!"

"Dude, did you say beer, I'm in!"

by Trogdor the Burninat0r October 22, 2009