scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Scumbag lowlife

The kind of shit that can be seen robbing Macdonalds for a cheeseburger or looting the streets in order to regain the taxes that they do not or ever will pay.

Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.

Police Officer 1: Hey look at that Scumbag Lowlife robbing that charity shop with a machete, lets arrest him!

Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.

*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*

by friedchikenpapertowels September 3, 2011

Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"

by arthurlovesplastic February 18, 2014

scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.

"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."

by NotABigFan January 5, 2015

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

Scumbag Steve

The generic name for somebody who gets hit in dodgeball and doesn't get out.

mark:"did you see that, I hit that guy with my dodgeball and he won't get out of the game"

todd:" yea, he's a real scumbag steve"

by t-rizzle22 January 7, 2012