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Scalper

A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price

Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals

However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021
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rusty scupper

The act of of putting a fish up your ass for sexual gratification.
My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!
by Little Smokey October 21, 2007
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scule

A state of being that is smaller than puny and larger than nano. If you a sick you are "puny", if you're really sick you're "scule". The short form of miniscule.
Alan started feeling scule right before he broke out in violent diarrhea, nausea, and constant sweating.
by Onassiss McCuien October 12, 2006
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sculpitec

Mixing different architectural or art styles
Look at her Sculpitec drawing!!! Baroque and pop art.
by Secretflowers May 23, 2021
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sculpting the pussy

A way of saying "shaving the vagina"
My teacher was mad that I was in the bathroom "too long" But I was sculpting the pussy..
by biathegiant February 24, 2022
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Scully guilts

The feeling of immense regret usually following smoking, intoxication, hooking up... really any form of revelry or debauchery; it results in excessive apologies progressing to morose sulking for the remainder of the day.
Liv's been sulking all day about getting intoxicated and hooking up with that guy. She's really got the scully guilts.
by The big diesel January 9, 2015
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Scully on the bone

To naw on that knob like corn on the cob.
Tonight, my girl is gunna scully on the bone.
by Nino313 June 26, 2016
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