Screenie

John Pastorelli AKA screen shot

I saw screenie at the abortion clinic yesterday, what was he doing there?

by minorityboy11 September 11, 2023

Screener

A "gamer" whose gaming consists of wearing Pokemon-themed tank tops to the gym, or picking Zelda in Smash Bros, they are likely the type of person to invite a "friend" over to "game", but just gets railed to the title-screen music. (Credit - BigThighTheScienceGuy)

"I had a great time playing games at Alex's place yesterday."
"Alex is a screener, we both know you didn't play shit"

by That1MadCow December 15, 2023

Screeniebaiting

Saying something via text moreso for the sole purpose of staging it for a screenshot that suits your point, arugment, or agenda more than it actually reflects how you would react in that real-life situation if you didn't plan on using the screenshot for the argument to show the victim on the other end or their peers/internet after the fact.

Dude, I asked my gf to do a little more in our relationship to even things out as i've been doing most of the work for a while and I think she's screeniebaiting me now and making herself seem like the victim so she can send the screenshots of the convo to her friends even though she has done the bare minimum if that for the last 6 months.

by goejonzalez March 3, 2024

Screenhog

The internet alias of Chris Hendricks, an artist and composer who most notably worked on the now-defunct online game Club Penguin from 2005 to 2010. In the years following the game's discontinuation in 2017, Hendricks has been semi-active on YouTube discussing his work on the game and sharing his non-Club Penguin works.

You should totally check out Screenhog's YouTube channel if you played Club Penguin as a kid.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

Screening

To cut the bottom off a Cylindrical tube and insert it vaginally so that people can see, hence the name screening

Person 1: What're you doing?

Person 2: Just some casual screening.

Person 1: BUT WHY AT MEEMAW'S FUNERAL!?!?

by VOTEDOBAMA December 5, 2024

Screener

A person who is locked into their phone and oblivious to their surroundings.

Audrey yelled over “hey screener” set your phone down and pay attention to our me.

by Cellphone watch dawg December 24, 2024

Screentard

An insulting nickname intended to shame a person who is addicted to technological devices with screens (phones, iPads, tvs) resulting in cognition decline and lack of motivation due to dopamine depletion.

Get off your phone screentard, you’ve been scrolling for an hour.

by MadameDilliDalli January 26, 2026