Scrambled eggs with ketchup

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.

Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!

by manipulativefemmefatale August 17, 2009

dennys dirty scramble

After leaving the titty bar you stop at Dennys have breakfast and end up taking home the waitress for some doggy style sex and you barf up your eggs on her ass.

Troy told me that he had a dennys dirty scramble saturday night.

by Budzio November 5, 2008

Scrambled

When one or more people sneak up on an unsuspecting person and shake his or her belly fat repeatedly with both hands so that it looks much like a scrambling egg.

"Hey! There's a fat guy! Let's go scramble him!"

"You just got scrambled!"

by DesperateHokie October 6, 2012

Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambles

when a guy cant get it out (cant ejaculate)after beating the meat too much ect. smacking the squirrel

man i had a bad case of the scrambles last night i was alone all day

by zack and kyle May 8, 2010

scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005