scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

stomper trompers

Trainers with really fat foamy soles

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Usually said in England

"Hey, Liv, did you get those stomper trompers from JD?"
"Nahh you kno I'm a broke bitch I got mine at Topshop <3"

by Manaddict bandersnatch August 8, 2019

shomper

A shomper can be defined in 2 ways, one being a fucked up shower and one being the entire surface area of a male cooch.

ex.1 "Yeah we can go out, but first its shomper time".
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"

by Azaze May 2, 2021

street stompers

a slang for feet.

Get those dirty street stompers off my couch!

by wicked_sinn January 28, 2011

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 29, 2013

Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019

Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019