Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

by ScottLord May 5, 2010

Scottish

The accent you think you can do but cannot

Person 1: *bad Scottish accent*
Every Scottish person ever: “No.”

by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe March 14, 2019

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

Scottaholic

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

michael scott

The US version's main character on the TV show 'The Office'. He is the boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennslyvania. A complete idiot who digs himself deeper into holes. Michael means well (most of the time) but comes off as a narcisisstic jerk, especially to his employees. Believes he is a pro basketball player as well as comedian, which in a sense is, unintentionally. The following words would describe Michael Scott: racist, idiot, hilarious, lazy, anti-feminist and lastly, what an employee dreams of as the worst possible boss.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are some of the principles that I live with today.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006

Stuart Scott

When you are getting a blow job from a woman and you pull out and cum in her eye and yell, "Boo yah!!!" Named after the annoying "SportsCenter" anchor with a lazy eye.

Last night, I gave that skank the Stuart Scott since she said she wouldn't swallow.

by Fist Tickle Brick September 9, 2005

scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008