schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.

Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.

by CMan101 October 26, 2022

schrodinger's world

The world is both generated and not generated at the same time.

The world isn’t generating but it also is?
Ah you mean Schrodinger's world.

by Gerbityblah July 21, 2019

Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

by sswysh October 14, 2020

Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?

Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023

Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022