Schmake

combination of Smoke and bake, the "ch" is just for fun.

I was so schmaked last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schmarkel

A combination of yelling, screaming, screeching, cackling, etc. often expressed buy a gang of young females of the high school persuasion, when they get in a group.

The girls schmarkeld when jaychief walked by with a kick me sign on his back.
The ladies schmarkeld when they saw the kid slip on a banana peel.

by Futbol10! October 17, 2017

schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schmargle

1. Random word for when you don't know what to say or don't care, similar to meh
2. when a conversation has hit a silence, awkward or not.

Zach: How are you?
Katt: Schmargle

Ben: Schmargle
Ian: What was that for?
Ben: You were being silent!

by KittyKatt April 21, 2006

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schmargun

person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard

guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga

by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010

Schmackary

N. A glorified glory hole

I'm going to Schmackary's to get a schmack-snak!

by Gabe Ortiz October 27, 2012