scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*

by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.

We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.

by Theking78 October 1, 2014

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016