schleppage

Noun form of "to schlep." Useful to describe bulky, heavy items or loads that would take forever and also just really suck to have to move by hand. Can also refer more generally to the act of schlepping itself.

We needed 30 yards of crushed rock on the job site and thank god Dylan moved most of it with the skid steer because that's way too much schleppage.

We put some rocks in chapman' backpack right before the 9 mile hike to the trailhead. We thought he might appreciate the bonus schleppage.

by Toaster704$73R June 3, 2023

Scheppelocks

1)A pair of pliers used by a know-it-all set up guy.

Looks like someone used the scheppelocks on this bolt instead of a wrench.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

schlappay

the sound made when a man's genetalia hit his leg.

also the sound of a man masturbating.

also refrence to aman's penis.

"I can hear Joe's schlappay from the other room!"
"My schlappay is huge!"
"I like the schlappay feeling of my cock on my leg!"

by flsdhkafhodighakljd asfdsdafg February 10, 2008

Schleptitude

similar to ineptitude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined space, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. Will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.

Man, if I don't get away from these schleps soon, I'm going to come down with some serious Schleptitude.

by JoshT83 June 16, 2010

schloppy toppy

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

by Feetfetish January 7, 2018

Schwepp

A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.

Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp

by Matty-the-III May 21, 2018

schlep

Someone that's really dumb and can't do anything right.

Why are you a schlep dave?

by idotMax August 10, 2021