Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Schebapped

Drunk as fuck

"She came home schebapped"

by urmamge April 19, 2023

Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.

by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023

Schleppers

A small Jewish gang coming from the northwest side of Santa Rosa CA, they often engage in fights with their rival gang “the guinea fowl” a gang of Guinea fowl. Schleppers members will often refer to these birds as “irate” or “dirty pheasants”

“Oh look some Schleppers!”
“Hope there’s no guinea fowl around here.”

by SRinfo July 7, 2023

schmepped

to hit someone in the head or defeating them in a game

wow bro i sure schmepped that guy hard yesterday

by schmepperoni November 28, 2023

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.

That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.

by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024