Web Schizo

Web Schizo is a term used to describe someone online who tends to post things that are thought of as weird or sometimes borderline concerning. Some internet personas have accepted it as a label of a person who engages in "schizo-posting" and call themselves Web Schizos. People who call themselves are often actually schizophrenic. It is related to the idea of Internet Schizophrenia. The term has roots in the image board site 4chan.

"Check out this Instagram account! This guy is
. a total web schizo."

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Synthwave Schizo

A forgotten alternative genre of people who enjoy a wide variety of synthwave music that is mostly aggressive. This phenomenon also includes hardstyle, phonk, and songs similar to after dark. People who fall into this category are fundamentally different from goth/emo because they do not show themselves as being Synthwave schizos. Usually you will find Synthwave schizos in the gym going hard or generally being super sigma.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen john around anywhere?
Guy 2: No I haven't he has been in the gym I heard
Guy 1: Yeah he is such a Synthwave Schizo

by Mike basedentrought August 28, 2023

Schizonomy

the state of an economy when everyone perceives news about anything as bad; constant pessimism about the state of the economy

Schizonomy is when news comes out that we've gotten all the bad guys off the streets, but everyone thinks that sucks because we're gonna have to spend a lot more tax money to keep them in jail.

by Fishbein May 5, 2009

Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

schizolebrity

A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.

Examples of a schizolebrity:

"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'

Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'

"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!

by JusLar February 19, 2011