searching for truffles

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi

Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015

Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

Search google or type a URL

being bored enough that you feel like there is nothing to do so you search (search google or type a URL)
You feel like you about to die of boredom so you search (search google or type a URL)

Billy-"hey tom i'm bored wanna hang."
Tom-"have you searched (search google or type a URL)."
Billy-"no why."
Tom-"you ain't that bored bro."

by ytdxfcgyuygfchtyigv September 25, 2020

Search Google or type a URL

This is definetly a clear sign that your super bored and don't know what to do with life anymore.

So I'm so bored that I typed Search Google or type a URL. Your really bored and telling the truth if you type this.

Alex: I'm bored.
Me: type "Search Google or type a URL".
Alex: Umm... what?
Me: Be quiet your not bored.

by FaZe_Smash64 September 30, 2020

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”

He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.

by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011