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Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.
david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world
by iain April 5, 2003
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Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.
“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder
by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019
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Bro Safari

Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.
Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? February 15, 2014
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sacfat

1. Droopy fat collections residing on the scrotum, posterior to the meatus.

2. Any call center agent residing in Sacramento, CA.
'Hey Jim, quit acting like sacfat, you douche!'
by redgrimace May 9, 2009
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Safaux

noun: fake bisexual or lesbian, derived from Sappho
Check out those two chicks kissing, total Safaux.
by KarRell November 10, 2009
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Scabatron

Somebody who has sex with dead people.
Shell: So, Abi, go to any parties at the weekend?
Abi: No, but I did go munting with Joe.
Shell: You sick Scabatron!
by shell54321 December 26, 2009
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Scabadouche

Wow, that guy is such a scabadouche!
by JamiLafay June 10, 2011
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