vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

fiesta salsa

The term created by Disney Channel Star, Raini Rodriguez. Originated from the song, “Living Your Dreams” from the Soundtrack of Disney Channel’s “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3” Not usually meaning something specific, people use it as a phrase to make others laugh. Also associated with skinny legend.

Fiesta salsa quinceñera baile...

by jeongin loml June 5, 2018

ghost pepper salsa

The act of violently shitting diarrhea during a period of sex. This usually hits both participants in and brings the sex to a screeching halt.

Fuck, I shouldn't have had Taco Bell. I gave my girl ghost pepper salsa on accident.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

hand salsa

Ammount of crud, largely fat based skin residue appearing on computer components, such as a keyboard or mice.

take a look at your keyboard of mice, and see the grey-brown-blacksich dirt on it, that is hand salsa.

by Baka_kun November 30, 2005

senor salsa

The bringer of the burning pain in in your behind, after eating spicy food.
Also called afteburner.

"Oh man. Did I get a visit from Senor Salsa in the morning"

by Kyynikko October 24, 2007

Chips and Salsa

the act of consuming tortilla crisps and a spicy mixed dip of onions, tomatoes and other spices.

I just want to sit at home and chips and salsa.

by RikaRika March 3, 2010

I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

by straightouttapawnee July 17, 2011