salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

by dfathers December 12, 2007

salami swami

One who has become a master at the art of fellatio

"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005

afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

salami burp

when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.

David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.

by ItsMeHiHi December 16, 2009

Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

salami sweetheart

A word to use for loved ones, friends and pets

"Hey salami sweetheart"
"Yah?"
"You forgot to do the dishes"

by Sizit November 16, 2020

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015