Satbeer

Satbeer has a huge dick. A Satbeer has definitely already smashed both your sister and your mom. Satbeer is a rouwdy guy. A Satbeer is also a nice and caring dude. A Satbeer will Mr.Stealyourgirl if Satbeer really feels like it.

Damn that's Satbeer. Yo, Satbeer come take my bitch and you can have my wallet.

I wish I can be as badass as Satbeer. D:

by bungyjumpingisfun October 21, 2019

saftu

my darling sweet baby angel, kindest soul to ever exist. i love this man with all my heart. he is heaven on earth. he makes me feel safe and makes my heart feel warm whenever i think of him.

someone: is that saftu?

me: YES HOLY SHIT AWOOOOGA WOOF WOFOF AHHWKAKAOKQOAKAA HEHAHAHHWHAHA

by puddingu January 22, 2022

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

safeballs

Anything that is good, or tastylicious. Derives from the term safe with random genitalia added for extra emphasis. Can be in reference to events, dicks, cunts, food, or anything.

Yo man those fries were safeballs.

Dude I did Britney Spears yesterday, it wasn't safeballs.

Dude it's ok were safeballs now.

by Urinator4089 March 27, 2009

National kiss a softball player day

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

Wtm? Softbbp?

What's the matter? Scared of the big bad penis?

"babe, Wtm? Softbbp?"
"what do you mean?"
"What's the matter? scared of the big bad penis?"

by The D-nosaur May 15, 2017

SAFT

SAFT is an acronym for Sick As Fuck Tho.
A word that has been derived from the streets.
Its often used by poor people, straight gangsters and bad asses to show respect and admiration.

Also used to describe a glorious even.

Deven's new BMW for his 16th birthday is SAFT!

Deven and I took home 4 THOTS in his BMW, it was SAFT!

by Valiient May 29, 2016