Ryder

A crusty dry man who thinks they are amazing at music but actually suck ass. he also has the largest penis in the state of maryland sizing around 13 inches. Ryder Taylor is unable to preform sexual acts due to the immense size of his erect penis. Ryder Taylor also loves to preform acts of drinking a cup of piss and shit and vomit it over his partner. since he can’t use his penis he uses his kink. i am also going to surprise attack him with a needle of ketamine and fentanyl on January 5th.

Look it’s that guy Ryder Taylor he is such a fucking bum i guess he’s cool tho

by theman2026 December 15, 2025

Rÿder

A very sweet, Thoughtful and handsome guy, Hes good with the ladies. But he also is shy to show his true self around others. He Usually Keeps too himself and is most likely a Weeb in some sense. Rÿders are also really good in bed and know how to treat a partner.

Girl 1: Hey, Can we talk?
Rÿder: Yeah Of course! whats on your mind?

by LovelyLollipops76 January 17, 2021

Ryder Nigga

GTA: SA Spoilers Ahead A bitch-aas nigga that betrays the homies of Grove Street by working with Officer Tenpenny, Ballas, and a Chubby Mothefucka' that can't aim fo' shit; Ryder also roasts my nigga CJ when he drives.

"Same old CJ, BUSTA', straight busta!" -Ryder

"I got with them mothefuckers though, showed them niggas who's gangsta! Ryder Nigga! Ninja style!"

by NiggaHarambe June 13, 2018

Ryder off

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons

"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"

by DanAshmore July 6, 2012

Ryder James Ayala

Perfect

K:ryder james ayala is perfect
R:yuh

by Poopoofarts420 January 19, 2021

Ryder Boy

A "Ryder Boy" is a male who is minuscule and mouthwatering. He often hangs around thots, says he doesn't like them, however it's in fact clear he does. He also is obsessed with mainstream and popular clothing brands, going to the point where his belt, flip-flops, and even his pet's collar are designed by that brand. He tends to have a grudge for those who betray them, and tends to also be stubborn. He loves animals, and dislikes peanut butter. He's hard-working, but tends to procrastinate. He can be a very likable person. He loves to hang out with others, dance, and has many plans for his future.

I think he's a Ryder Boy…

That Ryder Boy is so handsome!

I think I may like a Ryder Boy...

by Godly Neologist July 29, 2017

Ryder pride

An intense glorious personal emotional high caused by something for which you deserve no credit, or something which is pointless.

Why is Amanda strutting like a peahen with a fresh coat of paint?

Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.

Even then.

by gnostic1 October 4, 2010