Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

rushenfreude

The unexpected pleasure derived from watching Rush Limbaugh lose his fan base and support.

Despite all of the problems we face in the world today, at least we have rushenfreude.

by Aimress August 1, 2012

resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.

"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"

by crispychicken January 15, 2013

Restee

Greatest man to ever step foot on Earth. His cheeks are chiseled like a finely-carved Michelangelo statue. His nose is perfectly symmetrical. His lips are slightly full: the kind that end in a cute little smirk at the corners. The rays of sun highlight the dimples in his cheeks and chin.

Restee is the greatest.

by Cassanova January 7, 2015

Rumster

A mixture of half Bacardi anejo rum and half original green monster

That rumster was amazing

by The Bacardi Bat March 5, 2015

Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016

Restember

Essentially the word renew. Usually followed by a shortened version of a word.

"Hey can you restember my member to Wow?" - Friend

"Don't ever say that to me again?"

by GooBeanie March 26, 2021