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tyson ritter

the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.
person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed
by kriistiin July 30, 2008
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Riotto

A Riotto searches for knowledge in all places, but sometimes has difficulty expressing what they know. Riottos are true friends, and while book smart, are somehow the biggest dumbasses you will meet. Most Riottos hate peanut butter, and have an unreasonable fear of aliens, specifically ET.
Why are you reading a dictionary during lunch? Stop being a Riotto!
Yeah this Riotto always has nightmares that ET is at the bottom of his stairs...
by YzmaKnows November 3, 2020
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rotten hootchie

a nasty foul smelling woman or her spoiled cunt, which looks like a decomposed piece of octopi or squid.
oooh, I think she just rubbed her rotten hootchie on me.
by smokebongo November 13, 2010
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rotten globetrotter

Examples of rotten globetrotter include the fat one from Goonies, or Cartman from South Park.

"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."
by TuckerandTazFan June 12, 2012
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Riotcreeb

/rīōkrēb/

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A person (typically male) who stalks another person on the internet.
"Ugh, that guy is such a riotcreeb."
by RespectTheFancy December 4, 2020
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Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit
Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded
by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021
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ritterbushing

1. Consistently shamming out of any and all work no matter how busy your coworkers are.

2. Constantly bothering your coworkers no matter how much they tell you that they don't want to talk to you.

3. Whining, blaming things on coworkers, and brown-nosing constantly in order to more successfully avoid work in the future.
That new guy Ben is already ritterbushing it up.
by That Will Kid January 22, 2009
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