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Randip

The disgusting act of inserting the fist up to the elbow into the man’s anus slowly working its way up the colon, whilst simultaneously tossing his salad till completion.
The receiver doesn’t have to be awake, willing or even alive for that matter.

However partially conscious is preferred by those living in and around Woking (U.K.) as they have some fighting spirit and are just playing hard to get.
Bonus points are received for length of time in the colon and how much Truffle Butter can be churned
Eduardo thought his drink has been spiked and his suspicious were confirmed when he woke up in Slough Emergency ward with Berkshire’s best proctologist asking if the vicious Randip he recently received was entirely voluntarily.

Eduardo, or ‘Bubbles’ as he was called earlier in the night but a bearded turbaned stranger, just wanted to be left alone but the doctor insisted they put his colon back in before the nurse slipped on it.
by JesusBummedTrump May 7, 2022
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Rhaniyah

A female who may be manipulative but is a great friend to some selective people. She is loved by everyone and everything and is pretty spoiled. She has a great fashion style. She has mid grades, like VERY mid.
"There is Rhaniyah."
"Hey Rhaniyah"
"That's Rhaniyah?? I didn't really ask though"
by Hm..is that so?? May 27, 2022
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Rhaniya

She’s good at sex and a extremely good person And sweet.
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Randi-ism

Used to describe the action of a person (aka Randi) looking for validation from another person asking them out on a date, but Randi will never actually go on the date, their pleasure comes from being asked out.

Randi's tend to never make solid plans or ghost right before a date, never to be heard from again after weeks or even months of frequent communication. Randi's will end up alone.

Common Randi traits are:
-posts heavily filtered images on social media daily
-frequent non-stop texting
-delusions of grandeur
-unreasonable desires or expectations of a partner
Jamie realized they were a victim of Randi-ism when Quinn stopped texting the day before their date after months of daily conversation.
by Zinweetie January 25, 2023
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Randi

An attention whore!
Someone who only wants guys to look at them and talk to them
Will go for any guy who even touches them.
But doesn't want a relationship.
Boy:*looks at randi*
Randi: let me love you then leave you
by Unbreakablebitch September 30, 2017
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randi

Someone who sexually harass people for fun.
He is a big randi.
by LIghtning_McD September 26, 2017
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Randi

If your a Randi you can either be two types of people. 1. Your loving and caring and love animals. You'd do anything for the people you love and like to have a good time. Everyone loves being around you and once people are with you they instantly become happy and joyful. But on the other hand there is another type of Randi. Randi #2 is usually ginger and a total bitch. She will ruin your life. She is constantly looking for attention especially in a sexual way. She's extreme boy crazy and likes to send nudes to them even if it's someone she doesn't have feelings for. So look out. You could either meet the love of your life, bestfriend, the best thing that happened to you or the one who will ruin your life by her harsh words and obsession with boys.
Aidyn: wow man look at that girl over there she's beautiful

Nolan: that's Randi dude look out if you fall for her she will ruin your life

Example #2

Sydney: Randi is so fun to be around! She just makes me so happy when i'm around her
by AshGreig July 21, 2018
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