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Reddit

A website for former high school rejects now in their late twenties or early thirties to desperately compete for internet points by posting the most corny, rehashed comments and “jokes” they can in the hopes of generating enough self esteem and a feeling that they finally belong somewhere.
Kyle: Yeah, so after high school I started my own business, became an investor and date models, and I feel as complete as ever. What about you, Adam? We never talked in high school much.

Adam: I’ve been serially underemployed, my wife has irritable bowel syndrome, I’m eighty pounds overweight but I’ve got 600,000 karma from people just like me on Reddit!
by Johnnyzombie May 18, 2020
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The thing that stops me (and other teens) from drinking bleach after school.
I'm bored. Wait... FUCK IT, REDDIT TIME
by clorax September 29, 2020
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at least we dont ague at the most stupid things all of the time at reddit
everyone when they see this:
by someone else thats not u March 26, 2021
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A lot of overweight 30 year olds thinking they are funny while looking at porn and memes at the same time
friend: Hey, do you have Reddit?
me: Of course not, do i look like an overweight pedophile?
by Infinitythereal April 15, 2021
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Insight and wisdom in the most stupidest of contexts.
I don't want to have to search for what I like, so I browse reddit.
by Hardermonsters September 18, 2012
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A contest to see who can write the silliest headlines and comments, which are upvoted for novelty and absurdness.
Typical Reddit Headline:

Upvote if SCIENTOLOGY kidnapped your mother and RAPED your sister!!!1!
by FailureToLaunch May 13, 2008
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a meme haven where creators are rewarded with karma(basically likes) for every upvote on their posts combined together.
" I made a meme on reddit, and now I have 200 karma."
by anxiety64 December 11, 2018
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