Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

by Big Dog the Definer November 29, 2018

ranched out

the state of feeling after consuming too much ranch.

sam is feeling ranched out after chili’s.

by bugerboi101 January 6, 2022

jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

Ranching

When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.

"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"

by dialect October 19, 2009

Ranching

Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head

My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!

by ZNorton January 25, 2009

Ram Ranched

When you get fucked wild and she turns around and starts to make cowboy noises like woeufhwaeofiewhfoihweovhaew;ofihawe;fiwheoifhwoeifhwoiefhwoihfoewifhweoifhweoiefh

Also a song my Ronald A Macdonald

Billy: Oh boy yee haw this girl was in the barnyard and I came so fast that the horses started neighing.
Jean: Did she give you the old Ram Ranched style?
Billy: Oh yee sir

by patrickscrabbypatties March 4, 2019

Rachida

Forgive whoever's name is Rachida because they are born ignorant.

Stupid person : Oh, let's ask Rachida if she knows the answer to this question !

A wise person : No, Rachidas are ignorant.

by Goat_until_u_Goat_it June 7, 2020