pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.
1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.
2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)
3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.
4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"
source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.
2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)
3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.
4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"
source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin August 06, 2007
Designer brand, most famous for it's polo shirts in its Ralph Lauren 'Blue' collection. Ralph Lauren polo's are sometimes known as 'ralphies'
Ralph lauren pink polo shirt.
by Ally April 21, 2005
I guy who has a right to run for office but who the Democrats will probably 'off' to get him out of their way.
by Watch your back Ralph,them evil Demofuckers are dirty July 28, 2004
by BroskiRalphing November 12, 2012
A significant political figure that advocates the safety and security of the working class more than any other candidate running for office. Democrats oftentimes like to call Ralph a 'spoiler' because several thousand people voted for him in Florida. Not only is this a concieded notion, (that if Nader hadn't run for office, all of the people who voted for him would have immediately cast their vote towards gore) but they fail to realize that over 250,000 self-identified Democrats voted for George Bush in Florida. Strangely enough, the Democrats do not even bother to scold them. Moreover, a Democratic exit poll showed that Ralph’s votes came 25% from Republicans, 38% from Democrats, and the rest were nonvoters who would have only voted for Ralph.
No one is entitled to votes. They must be earned. Nowhere in the constitution are political parties even mentioned. If a certain party is loosing followers to another party, maybe they just aren't trying hard enough.
by Xvall November 24, 2004
Perhaps the most misunderstood politician in the United States. The so-called "liberal" has written books on how to SAVE money and spend your money wisely.
Ralph Nader is a true progressive.
by The Drafted's guitar player August 14, 2005
Kid 1: How was your weekend man?
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
Kid 2: It was not bad, I thank you for asking. It started off really fun.
Kid 1: What did you do?
Kid 2: As a matter of fact, Saturday night, I took home this drunk chick from a party and ended up giving her a Ralph Lauren. *Starts to sob*
Kid 1: You ok dude?
Kid 2: Yes..... No.... Yes... No... Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Kid 1: I think I'm gonna try that on my girlfriend this weekend, I hear it's a delight.
by frawghs February 06, 2011