puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

black python

a big black dick

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"

by EchoTheDemiGoddess February 13, 2017

monthy python

A british comedy troupe that was created in 1969, and had a showed entitled "Monthy Python's Flying Circus" and afterwards spawned movies such as "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail".

Monthy python is the best show ever.

Would you like to watch Monthy Python with me?

by Sean Fischer December 9, 2008

Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.

“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python”

by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018

pocket python

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.

He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.

by the man of the sea October 18, 2009

Double Python

A female gives two males hand jobs at the same time, usually while she kneels and they stand, but not necessarily

Jasmine gave Rob and Chad a "double python".

by fuelish June 11, 2010

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011