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puking python 

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.
i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!
puking python by footer October 18, 2006

black python 

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"
black python by EchoTheDemiGoddess February 13, 2017

monthy python 

A british comedy troupe that was created in 1969, and had a showed entitled "Monthy Python's Flying Circus" and afterwards spawned movies such as "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail".
Monthy python is the best show ever.

Would you like to watch Monthy Python with me?
monthy python by Sean Fischer December 9, 2008

Loo Python 

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.
“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python”
Loo Python by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018

pocket python 

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.

Double Python 

A female gives two males hand jobs at the same time, usually while she kneels and they stand, but not necessarily
Jasmine gave Rob and Chad a "double python".
Double Python by fuelish June 11, 2010