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Puberty

Puberty (Pub-er-ty) Is a strange and rare disease that causes pimples, mood swings, armpit/pubic/facial hair (for males), voice change, growth. For females, you may experience: Weird big lumps on your chest and blood coming out of your vagina every month. For males, you may experience: Facial hair, a deeper voice, and uhh- weird stuff with your dick. Females usually catch the puberty disease younger than males. (This is a joke btw)
-Oh no
-What?
-I caught the puberty disease!
-Oh no, me too!
-I hate these pimples - and this hair…
by thepansexualgenderfluidbitch October 10, 2021
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Poverty program

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.
Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”
by GOODGUYBRENDEN June 28, 2022
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Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
by DominicCummings September 1, 2022
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automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.
Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty
by Young petrol boi May 15, 2016
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urban poverty

Michael Harrington wrote about urban poverty.
by gottcha_boo April 20, 2018
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Crack Poverty

Always broke because all money is spent on crack
He in crack poverty because all his money went on crack
by Fact One January 17, 2019
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Puberty

The process in which male celebrities get unbearably hot
Luke Hemmings has definitely gone through puberty
by megadickmuncher October 8, 2014
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