by modonX April 20, 2004
Get the putkimara khabi mug.The first book/chapter of Petronius' "The Satyricon", God awful book, that is reminiscent of a terrible nightmare.
Character gets lost in a town,
Asks old lady for help,
Old lady leads him to a brothel,
Character finds friend there,
Character hears that friend raped his young boyfriend,
Character and friend eventually after running into trouble with the law make it back to their dwelling,
Lady busts in and threatens them to keep secret the brothel,
Male prostitute violently rapes them, and continues to rape them,
other meaningless crap,
the end.
Character gets lost in a town,
Asks old lady for help,
Old lady leads him to a brothel,
Character finds friend there,
Character hears that friend raped his young boyfriend,
Character and friend eventually after running into trouble with the law make it back to their dwelling,
Lady busts in and threatens them to keep secret the brothel,
Male prostitute violently rapes them, and continues to rape them,
other meaningless crap,
the end.
I was scared shitless after being forced to read Puteoli for a class. The type of uneasy feeling that you get after watching a horror movie.
by uo yuccalova December 17, 2008
Get the Puteoli mug.A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.
After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .
by Pedio September 7, 2017
Get the puto burger mug.A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.
We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger
by Pedio September 13, 2017
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That guy’s been saying chula and trying to get to half of the female population, isn’t he such a puto?
by Dmoreuknowdmoreuknow January 12, 2020
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by Bonjour madame Netflix February 9, 2021
Get the Punko mug.it also means Kid in portugal's portuguese, which is not spanish because Portugal is an independent country just like the USA
a- i can't with this puto
b- why would you say that to a 9 year old?
c- where i'm from puto means kid!
b- why would you say that to a 9 year old?
c- where i'm from puto means kid!
by diogocentrico June 6, 2021
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