Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

putero

Puerto Rican slang for a gentlemen’s club or “strip club”.

“..Tirando dinero adentro’l putero..”

-Bad Bunny, Latin Trap Artist

by lysbelle March 4, 2018

Patience

Patience, is a very easily lovable character. She has a very bubbly character and is very confident. She will bring a smile to your face the moment she walks into the room. Sometimes her being loud can get on your nerves. But non the less, she has one of the most caring and loving souls you can meet.

Person 1 "Who is that girl, she is so confident?"
Person 2 "Oh that's Patience."
Person 1 "I MUST FRIEND HER!!!"

by Princess_Rapunzel May 18, 2019

Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace

An amazing album by the awesome Foo Fighters.

I just bought "Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace", it kicks ass!

by DefinitionMaker September 29, 2007

Patience

an annoying period of time you have no choice but to deal with.

If you tell me to have patience one more time I'm going to scream!

by rhmcanes September 27, 2011

dirty petie

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie

person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez December 10, 2006

Vladimir Putin

AFucking menace to society

" Wow Vladimir Putin just blew up a bunch of children what a fucking menace!"

by Nirvana4108 March 13, 2022