Pushmataha

Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…

SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…

by Pushmataha October 21, 2022

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by inmychristanbag May 25, 2023

Filthy Pushpak

The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.

Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?

by ScottyBeamer August 26, 2020

pushy broad

Pushy broad = an arrogant obnoxious power hungry woman - often quite douchey in her manner. Many pushy broads live for their careers and will do whatever-it-takes to get ahead in the corporate world. Manners and tact are foreign to most of these women - as the ticket to the top is often sought & acheived by being arrogant, pushy and obnoxious. Most of these broads are cold as ice, often possessing no sense of humility or humor. Being a classy lady is usually not a characteristic trait for these kind of women.

Many of these pushy broads could also be defined as doucheys - douche bags. Women with balls !

One of my former managers was a pushy broad - Whoa, she could, and would, cut your balls off in an instant. She could, and often did, push her way into any business situation - the bottom line, she acheived her goals, but she had no class.

by WET CARGO BOY April 4, 2006

pushy swooshy

A type of hash or poundable drug that is inhaled in the left ear that after extended use will eventually cause the brain to implode and seep out the rear end as juice.

Your such an idiot! What do you take pushy swooshy?

by Butterfly nuts April 14, 2009

Pushan

Meaning to be the God of all mustaches. When someone has a spectacular mustache, it is called a "pushan"

YO MUSTACHE IS SHIT, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO A PUSHAN

by mermaidman125 November 27, 2012

Pushy Pickle

A wet Turd about to push it's way out of your ass

Guy 1-"JP Just ran out of here with a funny look on his face"
Guy 2- He told someone he had a "pushy pickle"

by Swamp Ass Killa August 20, 2008