Favorite Puppy

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

by FluffyMage June 21, 2021

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favorite puppy

Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.

Dude, this pizza is favorite puppy.

by chucklesammy June 21, 2021

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Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 04, 2019

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Sad Puppied

When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.

Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home

by Skua September April 10, 2015

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puppy breath

Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.

Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."

by doozythedoctor September 24, 2020

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