nigga promise

like a pinky promise but with your middle finger and it like swearing to God

Nigga promise me you'll bring me the money tommorow

by hotfriesbitch December 6, 2016

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013

prosisimplely

Possibly as simple as probably

Im prosisimplely going to the movies.

by Deathstroke228 April 9, 2017

Protismutt

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.

"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"

by SomalianMan December 8, 2018