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Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.
by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016
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Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Procrastination

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being
you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022
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forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.
The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.
by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010
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Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing
i was late due to the siren of procrastination
by JhoJho November 4, 2019
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Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).
Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...
by HA92 November 17, 2014
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Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor
by shortstirling June 29, 2015
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