panini pressed

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

by oxfordickinme February 03, 2021

Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 05, 2021

Perma-pressed

Ultimate in cool, cooler than permafrost.

That gig was beyond sick; totally perma-pressed.

by fabetismo November 17, 2016

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by February 06, 2022

Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface June 01, 2003

Bench Press

an exercise that is designed to maximise the size and strength of the pectorali as found on the male and female H. Homo Sapiens... Also is a favourite among power lifters, performed with weights usually in excess of 450 lbs...

by J. Michael Reiter July 23, 2003

press conference

When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference

"Me, Jimmy and John held a press conference with the new girl in Sales today"

by bro-oss March 22, 2010