Practical Joke

See fooling someone

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.

by michaelbama May 15, 2019

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

practical vegetarian

Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010

Volleyball Practice

Code word for sucking several dicks.

Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

by thenotoriousfatty August 26, 2012

batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

practice making babies

sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.

by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008

non-practicing lesbian

A person who has given up on men.

My break-up with Jake destroyed me. I've become a non-practicing lesbian.

by ErinB January 2, 2009