poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

poonscape

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 26, 2009

Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)

There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.

Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.

by Skiz The Invader April 4, 2007

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A

"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

by candypiant_on_foz January 28, 2006

Poon-zilla

a large butch lesbian, usually with a short crew cut or mullet.

"Rosey O'Donnell objects to being called Poon-zilla."

by irbsalty May 7, 2009