pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers

jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

Aunties Pond

Aunties Pond homosexual dogging voyeur

At Aunties Pond he held my shaft and sprayed the plants

by Tora Hymen May 4, 2020

Lily Pond

A body of water filled specifically with waterlilies. Legend says the Lily Pond in Monet’s famous “Water Lilies” is actually the home of a troll. Trolls can often be found under and around pond bridges and the lilies make them happy.

“The troll sat on the bridge, overlooking the Lily Pond.”

by Mattiethetroll April 11, 2022

effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Pond scum

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.

“That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”

by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020