Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 01, 2023

Polish Run

When someone scores 25 in a round of Hearts, getting every point except for one.

James always tried to shoot the moon while playing hearts, but he only ever scored a Polish run.

by jjack the ripper 2020 November 25, 2017

Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.

The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.

by Hugh Man September 13, 2012

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 19, 2014

Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 07, 2013

The Polish Snowcone

The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight.

Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejaculated into.

by 84urnumba4lumba February 28, 2020

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 17, 2014