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Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.
The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.
by Hugh Man September 13, 2012
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Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.
Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.
by eL_dao October 1, 2023
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Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020
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chrome polisher

Female who performs oral sex on males!
Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!
by oz (SK) August 26, 2007
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Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.
Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.
by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009
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Polish Run

When someone scores 25 in a round of Hearts, getting every point except for one.
James always tried to shoot the moon while playing hearts, but he only ever scored a Polish run.
by jjack the ripper 2020 November 25, 2017
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Polishing the gnome

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome
by Green Fingered December 24, 2014
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