A vagina that is superior to all other vaginas. If a woman claims to have a platinum vagine put a ring on it. This often correlates with sexual abilities that are solid gold.
Cashier: "May I please swipe your platinum?"
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
Platinum vagine owner: "Only if you pay the insertion fee."
by HarryLutz March 22, 2017
Get the platinum vagine mug.Pluoting - the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. Comes from the fruit Pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). First heard on Episode 2 of the Who's Your Daddy podcast.
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A sexual act in which one person lies underneath a glass coffee table while a partner takes a dump on the table.
Don't go in that place on Kearny Street with the "nastiest videos in town" sign. They got glass plating in there.
by 19 Polk December 1, 2004
Get the glass plating mug.An element that looks similar to silver. In fact, a lot of other languages have words for silver that look like the word platinum (like spanish). Rarer and more valuable than gold, and was discovered by rich hiphop/rap stars, bringing knowledge of it's existance into the mainstream culture.
by entivore October 6, 2003
Get the platinum mug.Similar to a golden shower, but involving three women urinating on someone at the same time. An ultimate act of humiliation.
He knew as soon as "Love Train" by the O'Jays started playing that it was time for a platinum shower.
by Team Dominate October 12, 2011
Get the Platinum Shower mug.1. The act of consuming cocaine that has been placed on/in a female's vagina. To make it a true SPIB, the female must hail from Alaska and/or the act must occur while in the state of Alaska.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.
1. "Me and Johnny met Sarah last night and went for a travel in the Bush. Johnny thought it be a grand idea to go ahead and go SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
by Sean M Weed May 15, 2006
Get the Snow Plowing In the Bush mug.Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)
by KS March 10, 2004
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