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Player

A empty shell of a human being who gets pleasure in using anybody they can for sex. They come off as charming, loving, true love, too good to be true, perfect mate, the one you've been waiting for all your life. Lies and and deception is a way of life for them. Players take pleasure in destroying lives and breaking hearts, it turns them on. They have hundreds of lovers and usually have severall STD's and higher odds of contracting aids. A true player will play either sex, they don't care who the warm hole belongs to. To them its only that and nothing more. Destroy and move on to the next. Most have dark deep eyes that look right to your soul, thats because they plan on sucking it out, chewing it up and spitting it out.
Player: I deserve this because I'm not like anybody else, I'm special and the best lover in the world.
Player: Slow week for me I only broke 5 hearts and screwed 10.
Victim: He said "I was the one he had been looking for his whole life" but after we had sex a couple of times he wouldn't return my calls.
by angel100 November 10, 2012
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CD Player

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.
"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"
by Shimmy Shim Shim Shoo September 3, 2008
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Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower
Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago
by Adoniabith December 14, 2021
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I'm A Player

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009
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PLAYER

Definition: PLAYER
A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them. Pursuing multiple women at one time a serial dater or for hook ups. He is very proficient at spinning lies to his own advantage. He is socially inadequate in relationships commonly due to a precursor of negative childhood manifestations. He is emotionally challenged.
Their behavior can be linked to their actual love for one that does not love them equally in their past.
The gossip going around was that he was a "PLAYER" sexually and or emotionally. The gossip was true! He played girls and their girlfriends with disregard for their friendships leaving a wake of pain in his path.
by worddef July 2, 2012
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Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!
by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010
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fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.
Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."
by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005
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