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bead plant

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.
Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.
by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010
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Spiky No No Plant

This is an extended and a tiny bit more specific version of the previous and first definition of the term,which should be diplayed when you search Spiky No No Plant. Also,I'm not the creator of the previous one.

This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in a band known as Set It Off. The situation where the meme was created happened when the band was recording a youtube video where Maxx tried types of food he hasn't eaten before (the video is called Set It Off - Maxx Tries 'Something New'). It is often joked about by Set It Off fans,similiarly to "ON A BOAT RIDE!!!". The moment when it was created looks like this:
Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?"
Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"
by Totally-Not-Said July 9, 2020
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sprouting plant

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."
It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!
by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022
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Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.
"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"
by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021
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plant me

a rose that was planted in the wrong habitat
it struggles to grow on murky water, inadequate climate and nutrient-poor soil
it needs more of your attention and care
in order to fully bloom and amaze.
"can't you just steal me and plant me in your garden? I know that will make it alright"
by Krkič July 7, 2019
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jazz plant

A slang term for Marijuana because Jazz artist's long stereotypical love for weed.
Yo, pass that jazz plant.
by GooseAbuse May 6, 2007
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Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.
Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.
by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017
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